A lot of people have been talking about Voter Frog. Does he exist? It sure seems to most people that he does exist and has been hopping around for a long time. The question on some people’s minds today is just how big is he? Voter Frog is apparently only visible to a portion of the population. His close friends can see him, but, obviously, Voter Frog is their buddy and they keep quiet about him. The people who are talking about him have really only seen glimpses of him. He popped up in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Arizona, and Nevada, and many people saw what he did. He is suspected to have been hopping around in every state, but is pretty good at staying out of sight. Those who have caught sight of him say he is a very big frog indeed.
The only people who cannot see him are those who believe Voter Frog’s friends who all agree he does not exist, or that if he does exist, he is really an insignificant little frog who has never done any mischief.
Oh, hang on, my wife tells me that people are not talking about Voter FROG, they are talking about Voter FRAUD. At this point all I can do is quote Gilda Radner’s character Emily Littela, “Never mind”.